First is The Cyber Warriors. No nostalgia about this one, as it was another whimsical eBay purchase. The previous owner wrote on the Adventure Sheet in pencil, naming his character Iron Duke, and either there's been a bit of erasing and overwriting going on, or my predecessor thought that three fours make fourteen.
Not being familiar with the Sega game, I have no idea how much of what's in the book is based on that, and what's been added by Thomson, so I don't know who's to blame for the more ludicrous elements. In the future, the world is largely under the control of one computer, which is seeking to eradicate humanity. Opposing
Characters are designed, not rolled up. Six attributes with a base score of 3 in each, and 3 points to add to whichever attributes I choose (though nothing can be raised above 5). I'll push Endurance, Recovery and Equilibrium to 4 each, giving me 12 Life Points. I also get to pick one Special Move (Monkey Heart) and a fighting style (Aikido). I'm also supposed to give my character a name. Not sure if that's a 'name' name (in which case he's John Davidstone for horrifically geeky reasons) or a 'character title' name (might as well go with the title I chose for this entry).
English and deadly
Amusingly and alarmingly, I am informed that this fight will be conducted without mines, buzz-saws or other such amusing extras. Let's hope that this is just a bit of colour to show how hard-core the contests here are, rather than set-up for a, 'Whoops! We just accidentally activated the spikes, flamethrowers, and laser-bearing chaffinches!' announcement once the fight's nearly done.
I don't think a blow-by-blow account of the combat is required. Let's just say that my character is every bit as adept a fighter as I was back in the playground at school. Well, maybe a bit more proficient, as he did manage to land one blow on the boxer before getting his cranium pulverised.
At least these speedy defeats don't take long to write up. And I didn't get far enough to have to mention a character whose name might have attracted the wrong kind of Google attention (being associated with a particular subtype of fan fiction, (and also the stage name of a member of Guns N' Roses, though that's less problematic if you don't allow your mind to wander anywhere too alarming)).
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